Sunday 25 February 2007

On a WoW related note

Just doing this because I’m bored but according to an online quiz it turns out that I’m a cow.







Tauren Druid

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Tauren, the not-very-gentle giants of the Horde, stand out above the rest.
Pastoral at heart, they may feel the need to defend their fields - or their honour, if someone were to insult their fuzzy, glossy coat.


As a druid, you tend to be relaxed and accepting -
though if there is something you don't want to do, then you won't do it
- simple as that. You're an easygoing and versatile person.


Find out your
real-life WoW race and class
at QuizGalaxy.com



I meant a Tauren! Geddit?! Funny, no….. Ok I’ll stop.

Since it’s a while before I go home for another WoW weekend and also to see my family I decided to post some WoW related jokes…because jokes are good. Jokes make people smile. Smiling good yes?

Anyway..

Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?
-...he didn't have the guts. Harrrrrr!

What do undead Tauren say?
-Boo.

What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?
-Ground beef

Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: They paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.
Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!
Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples

What do you call a Tauren who's "shaking hands with his best friend"?
-Beef Strokanoff

How many gnomes does it take to paint a house?
-It depends how hard you throw ‘em

What do you call 10 gnomes buried up to their necks in sand?
-Not enough sand.

...yeah.

That's enough of that for now.

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