Sunday 25 February 2007

Have some more bad humour

Alright last bit of WoWness – well for a little while anyway.

Gnomes on WoW come in many different forms but all of them are annoying and have pink hair, their hair is so pink that it is annoying in it’s own right. So have some more WoW jokes showing my dedication to the eradication of these insanely annoying character class..

What's blue and flies around the room?
A gnome with a punctured lung

What’s pink,red, and silver and runs into walls?
A gnome with forks stuck in its eyes

What’s pink and red and sits in a corner?
A gnome playing with a razor blade

What’s green and yellow and sits in a corner?
The same gnome three weeks later

What’s pink and red and gets shorter by the minute?
A gnome rubbing its head on a cheese grater

What’s more disgusting than a pile of dead gnomes
The other gnome eating its way to the top

What’s worse than ten gnomes stapled to one tree
One gnome stapled to ten trees

How do you make a dead gnome float
Take your foot off its head.



Gnomes…….ugh.

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