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I meant a Tauren! Geddit?! Funny, no….. Ok I’ll stop.
Since it’s a while before I go home for another WoW weekend and also to see my family I decided to post some WoW related jokes…because jokes are good. Jokes make people smile. Smiling good yes?
Anyway..
Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?
-...he didn't have the guts. Harrrrrr!
What do undead Tauren say?
-Boo.
What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?
-Ground beef
Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: They paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.
Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!
Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples
What do you call a Tauren who's "shaking hands with his best friend"?
-Beef Strokanoff
How many gnomes does it take to paint a house?
-It depends how hard you throw ‘em
What do you call 10 gnomes buried up to their necks in sand?
-Not enough sand.
...yeah.
That's enough of that for now.
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